Sep 19, 2024 · Darth Vader walks into a bar in December. The bartender says, “Merry Sithmas, and what’ll it be?” An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and ...

Dec 21, 2024 · Darth Vader walks into a cantina and orders a drink. He overhears someone say, “Hey, isn’t that…?” Vader turns and says, “Luke, I am your bartender.”

Nov 5, 2024 · Darth Vader walks into a bar in December. The bartender says, “Merry Sithmas, and what’ll it be?” What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

Apr 2, 2024 · Lando Calrissian walks into a bar, orders a drink, and sits down at a table in the corner. The bartender jerks his thumb at him and says, "Lando's a great pilot now, but I remember when they used to call that guy Crasho."

Nov 5, 2020 · What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.” What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper?

The rule of two and the Darth Lords of the Sith Darth Vader and Darth Sidious also known as Emperor Palpatine.#starwars #vader #darthvader #obiwankenobi #pal...

Jun 23, 2018 · Darth Vader puts on a pair of gloves over his gauntlets and ignites his force mop and gets to work. Three hours later, the bar is gleaming and shiny. Closing credits for the last Star Wars movie.

Jan 21, 2023 · Anakin Skywalker sure doesn't like sand. Obi wan Kenobi exploits this to try to delete Anakin. Darth Vader beats Obi Wan though but the sand still wrecks him...

May 19, 2017 · A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware that he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had.

Nov 4, 2024 · A Master and an apprentice Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Darth Plaguies ...more. In the Star Wars galaxy there are Sith Lords and the rule of two. Always two, there are. No more. No...